H8trs make me famous...

Why hello there,
Today I was sitting at home after a long tiresome day at the bustling high school that is WEMCHS. Now I was sitting in my thinking chair, some might would even call it my pondering chair, and I started to think of how the females (in teenage form) react in certain situations. The first situation that came to mind was conflict. Many female teens have started posting their feelings and whatever else is on their mind to this certain craze that is the Facebook. Now I'm quite sure if you have a teenage female on your friends list that you have seen posts similar to (depending on the types of girls on your friends list) :

"FTBS"
"I'm not gonna sweat you"
"You just a B****"
"Why does everyone think I'm a whore?"
"I know I'm hated, I get it."

And my favorite

"H8trs make me famous"

Whenever I see a post concerning "h8trs," I wonder what in God's green Earth could this poor girl have possibly done to deserve people hating her. Well after thinking on it for a while I noticed a trend. The girls who claimed to have "h8trs" were usually the girls who thought they were really something special. These girls are the ones who don't walk down the school halls, but strut instead. These girls were usually the more promiscuous ones as well (which would be the reason for people talking). I'm not saying every girl who struts may think she is whats up, because the strut could be a simple product of her swagger. But you can clearly distinguish which girls may see themselves as having haters. Whenever one of these girls hears that a person may or may have not said something about them she would automatically mark the person as a "h8tr."

The hated on girl then will do one of two things. The girl will either spread the word to her friends that there are "h8trs" lurking, because if you were to be "h8ting" on one girl in a group, you are "h8ting" them all. Or the girl will spread the word on the Facebook.

"H8trs make me famous."

This saying isn't only used by female teens but it can be found on shirts, license plates, shoes, chains, and just about anywhere you would want to post the saying.


If you were to ask me what I thought of the phrase I would say that it was common, and whoever the girl was that used it has less than desirable qualities. H8trs do not make you famous, just using the phrase make you seem like an idiot.


Keep it real.
-Allen

Assault with a Deadly Woman

Hello Minions.
This being mine and Allen's first blog, we were in mid conversation on women and how they are easily manipulated. So I decided it'd be a good first topic.
Now I'm not using "Ho" as a whorish term, I'm using it as a label for "those kinda girls". Once you read you'll catch my drift.

"Ho"
n. pl. hos
slang; A Prostitute.

Our good ol' buddy Webster has easily defined the term.
Now, Allen and I hang out on a spaced schedule, the last time he was over when it was just him and myself was almost a month ago. So we usually have plenty to catch up on. I will stand in the middle of my kitchen, and he will sit at my bar and we will converse.
We have come with easy ways to spot modern day dirty girls.....body and mind.


First. Presentation.
Steer far away from a "strut", this is where she will walk at a medium speed pace and her footsteps will land one right in front of the other. This will cause a raising of one cheek, then the next step she takes will lower that cheek while raising the opposite. She may say that she walks like that because "that's how I walk". Bull. You want me, a horny sexually tensioned, hormone raising teenager to be attracted and possibly aroused by the motions of your bootay.


Second. Status/Texting Styles/Common Phrases.
In a ho, you will notice things she says or how she communicates slightly different form the usual female. If you do not have a Facebook, get off this blog. If you do, you have most likely seen the following status'.

1. "Life has it's ups and downs"

2. "Live Life!"

3. "I don't need men"

4. "Enjoy the ride"

5. "People Change"

6. "S**t Happens"

7. "Song of love"

8. "God is Love"

Translations:

1. "I had a good reputation, this ended recently by my actions and am now trying to make myself feel better."

2. "Since i will succeed no where in life, other than as an RN after college is over, i might as well party now"

3. "I liked a guy who screwed me over so i do away with men completely....this week."

4. This is just too easy.

5. "I know i have!"

6. "This term helps me think that this decision will not affect my life, seeing as my friends have done the same things it should be OK"(Ho's travel in packs)

7. "You play me a song, we have sex"

8. (This one is touchy, but true) "I acted out this weekend but everyone will see i have changed my ways if i add a Christian aspect to my next 40 status updates"

Texting:

"K"

"mhmm"

"yeah"

"whatever"

"Stop it, I'm ugly"(Hoping to God for a compliment about her looks)
"I'll be there"(And bails....the term is "Flake")

OK, last thing. here's how a girl Allen and I describe as a "Good Girl" would speak apposed to a "Dirty Girl".

"I don't know why she doesn't like me" = "I hate her, I heard she...(Insert rumors or lies here)"

"Did she really say that about me?" = "I'll beat her tail!"

"Hanging with friends" = "Greeeennnvviiiiillleee this weekend!"

Sincerely,

James